valatan (valatan) wrote,
valatan
valatan

So, I know that we all get messaged by the horrible spambots

sometimes, I like talking back to them:


carolyndanis580
5:40
looking for Mr. Right

Jerry Schirmer
5:41
likely not me

carolyndanis580
5:41
Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory

Jerry Schirmer
5:41
Mrs. Whooty? that's a strange name

carolyndanis580
5:41
I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

Jerry Schirmer
5:41
Reykjavik

carolyndanis580
5:42
Can i ask you a quest?

Jerry Schirmer
5:42
Like looking for the Holy Grail?

carolyndanis580
5:42
Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

Jerry Schirmer
5:42
are you suggesting that I may not be ready for your jelly?

carolyndanis580
5:43
Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....

Jerry Schirmer
5:43
Will you also show me your blowfish?

carolyndanis580
5:43
lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...

Jerry Schirmer
5:44
oh, really? I am just DYING to see where this goes

carolyndanis580
5:44
ok let me set up my camera for you honey..

Jerry Schirmer
5:45
just make sure that it doesn't have a 'cracked rear view'

carolyndanis580
5:45
um goto URL REDACTED and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!

Jerry Schirmer
5:45
In the words of Bartleby, "I prefer not to"

carolyndanis580
5:45
Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register

Jerry Schirmer
5:46
oh, yes, I LOVE clicking on unsolicited websites given to me by spambots

carolyndanis580
5:46
fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now

Jerry Schirmer
5:46
Are you ready to see my hot, hot credit card number?
does my credit info make you HOT?

carolyndanis580
5:47
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

Jerry Schirmer
5:47
Plaid

carolyndanis580
5:47
I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register

Jerry Schirmer
5:48
will you show me a worked derivation of radiation reaction in the context of Maxwell theory?
carolyndanis580
5:48

Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!

Jerry Schirmer
will you stop using text speak?

carolyndanis580
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...

Jerry Schirmer
5:49
do good boys deserve more text speak? I think I deserve quality grammar.

carolyndanis580
5:49
i'll be waiting for you! Goto URL REDACTED and Join!

Jerry Schirmer
5:49
no
Tags: funny, hootie and the blowfish, spambot
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